Instructions For Use
A USER MANUAL FOR SHANDEES WELL BEING
something new, funny, creative, and written last-minute
POWERED BY: ESPRESSO
⚠ WARNING
SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
READ THIS MANUAL WITH KNOWLEDGE THAT THE INFORMATION PROVIDED CAN CHANGE FROM DAY TO DAY.
CONSIDER THE RISKS OF A POTENTIAL MALFUNCTION IF SLEEP IS LACKING OR UNDERFED, AS SUDDEN ENVIRONMENTAL CHANGES MAY CAUSE HER TO SHUT DOWN TEMPORARILY.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
A SWEET TREAT
On the rare occasion a sweet treat has not already been provided, avoid mentioning. She has been wired to self-provide but will clearly communicate if a delay in the “sweet treat” process has occurred.
CAFFEINE
When supply is limited, expect a slow start and slight difficulty in focusing. In case of emergency, quickly provide a latte with honey, vanilla, or brown sugar and/or a Ghost Energy Drink; she works best specifically with Swedish Fish or Bubbalicious flavor.
OPERATING CONDITIONS
Operates best in a quiet, warmly lit rooms as harsh direct, fluorescent lighting will cause impairment of focus and a drastic mood swing.
If the environment feels lacking in tasteful design, is square, or too modern, her creativity and, therefore, focus will not thrive. She will begin to feel restless.
Struggles to start or finish tasks when under acute observation.
If she begins to show anger, she may require physically demanding movement to clear her mind.
RETURN POLICY
Not allowed. Comes as is.
KNOWN DEFECTS
Hyper focuses on small details and tends to overthink.
Prone to dissociating in conversations she feels she has no input, or in larger crowds. May need to be removed from the situation.
Operates poorly and is distracted when a task feels unfinished.
She is sensitive to tone; raising one’s voice will result in a careless attitude. Be calm, clear, and communicative.
Still life with flowers, by Mommie Schwarz (c. 1914–1916), public domain via Wikimedia Commons.
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